Death is one of the few certainties in life (along with taxes), so why not create a bit of fun out of it? One of the ways to do this is with a funny tombstone message or inscription. Not only is this a humorous way to poke fun at how much your loved one will be missed, but it’s also a way to get the last word (or joke).
Jump ahead to these sections:
- Funny Tombstone Sayings for a Parent
- Funny Tombstone Sayings for a Friend
- Funny Tombstone Sayings for Another Family Member
- Funny Tombstone Sayings for Your Halloween Decorations
If you’ve ever wandered through a cemetery, odds are you’ve seen a lot of somber tombstones. These are understandably a chance for families to honor their loved ones, but it doesn’t have to end here.
Review this list of 28 funny tombstone messages and inscription ideas to create a legacy that laughs a lifetime. It’s time to get the last laugh!
Funny Tombstone Sayings for a Parent
If your parent was always one to get a joke in, why not honor their memory with one of these headstone sayings that pay homage to their sense of humor? Parents are always there for us, so it only makes sense that their legacy lasts once they pass.
1. This isn’t a pyramid, but I guess it’s fine.
If your parent loved the finer things in life, poke fun at this with a quip about how they always wanted a pyramid in their honor.
2. That’s all, folks.
Death is life’s final curtain call. With a reference to Bugs Bunny’s famous ending line, this is a great way to remark on the end of a parent’s life.
3. Raised three daughters with only one bathroom and still loved them.
All parents know the struggle of siblings sharing bathrooms. Why not memorialize this endless plight?
4. I know something you don’t know.
We’re all wondering about what comes after death, and your parent finally knows! If your loved one always wanted the last laugh, give it to them.
5. I came here without being consulted.
We don’t usually have a say in when we’re born or when we die. This sums up the human experience, and it’s also a bit of a laugh.
6. Death is just one more thing to cross off my to-do list.
For the parent with a list for everything, this is just one more thing to get done.
7. He always said he was sick, but nobody would listen.
Sometimes it feels like nobody around will listen to you, so why not honor a parent’s final plight with these funny words?
Funny Tombstone Sayings for a Friend
Friendship stands the test of time. If you and your best friend are always cracking jokes, honor their memory with some of these hilarious sayings. Don’t forget to add some grave decorations to spruce things up!
8. Shit happens.
It’s a tale as old as time. Shit happens, and we move on. If your friend was a “live and let live” type, honor their memory with this catchy phrase.
9. Well, this sucks.
Death does, indeed, suck, so why not poke fun at it? This quirky saying is quick and to the point, perfect for someone who thought less was more.
10. Oh well, whatever.
Sometimes you’re all out of sly remarks, and you just have to say “whatever!” For the friend who just throws their hands up in the air and lets the chips fall where they may, this is for their memory.
11. Having you tried turning it off and back on again?
If your friend was in IT or just liked computers, this tech-savvy joke is sure to get a laugh. The classic “have you tried turning it off” applies to a lot of things — but not death!
12. It’s really dark down here.
This might be a dark joke, but it’s still funny. Your friend is 6 feet under, and you have to admit things are pretty dark down there.
13. Finally some peace and quiet!
Who doesn’t appreciate a bit of solitude? Death is rest for eternity, and that does have its perks, especially when it comes to peace and quiet.
14. I’d stay away from here in a zombie apocalypse
Though your friend isn’t likely to rise from the dead, who doesn’t love a good zombie story? Who knows? Maybe the dead will rise again, and your friend will have their time to live out that zombie fantasy.
Funny Tombstone Sayings for Another Family Member
If you’re preparing a tombstone for another family member, don’t let go of the fun! There are a lot of hilarious puns that work for anyone in your life.
15. Joke’s over. It’s time to let me out!
While it’s unlikely that your loved one is still breathing in their grave, this saying still warrants a laugh.
16. I finally have a parking space in this town.
Everyone hates the struggle of driving endlessly in search of a parking spot. Your loved one’s grave is technically the best spot in town!
17. Shhh — I’m sleeping.
Death is eternal sleep, so give your resting family member the peace and quiet they deserve in the afterlife.
18. This atheist is all dressed up with nowhere to go.
If your loved one was an atheist, poke fun at their lack of “anywhere to go” in regards to heaven and hell.
19. One way, do not enter.
Death is a one way street, and your loved ones traveled down it for the last time.
20. I’d rather be reading this.
Wouldn’t we all rather be reading our headstone than lying under it? This taste of dark humor packs a big punch.
21. At least we had fun.
For the loved one who lived a life of excitement and fun, cheers to their death with a bit of death humor.
Funny Tombstone Sayings for Your Halloween Decorations
Halloween is the perfect time to pull out all your best puns. If you’re decorating a tombstone for All Hallow’s Eve celebrations, check out these funny sayings to get a laugh from all who pass by.
22. Beneath this tombstone my wife lies, now she’s at rest and so am I.
This tombstone joke hints that the man’s wife is finally dead, giving him some much-needed peace and quiet.
23. Mozart rests here, decomposing.
This tasteful classical music pun pokes fun at the now ancient Mozart’s body, which now “decomposes” in the earth.
24. He was so brave until he forgot his parachute.
Skydiving is the ultimate of thrills, but it also can turn bleak in an instant. This departed soul forgot his parachute, ending his days of bravery.
25. Here lies a beloved friend who grabbed the bull by the horns but forgot to let go.
The phrase “grab life by the horns” hints at someone who lives to the fullest, but what happens when that’s taken too far?
26. First a cough made me get carried off, now a coffin they carry me off in.
A cough is innocent enough until it’s suddenly not. This joking pun hints that a cold did someone in.
27. He made one little blunder, and now he’s six feet under.
Mistakes sometimes bring unexpected consequences. This “little blunder” resulted in this person finding themselves in their grave.
28. She aimed for the brake but hit the gas.
Speaking of mistakes, what happens when you hit the wrong pedal? For this pun, it’s the end of it all.
Say Goodbye with Lighthearted Humor
Who said tombstones have to be serious and somber? Finding humor in the darker sides of life is a great way to combat grief and other powerful feelings around death. We can’t control the future, but we can take charge of our reactions. For someone with a strong sense of humor, choosing one of these puns or funny sayings for a tombstone is the ultimate tribute.
What we’ll remember most of all when we’re gone is our memories and the laughs we had. Why not continue the fun in the afterlife? Find a loved one’s grave to see how you can make the most of their legacy. Do you know anyone who really deserves the last laugh?